A "Sort Of" Tag

How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.
Loves,
-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
LAOrange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Dear Swannie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship. Go burn.
Loves,
Laura
P/S: You are so lifeless, ugly pig, Nicole.

-LOL- I hope Swannie doesn't see this... or perhaps I'm hoping she'll see this and laugh her butt off. XD

I got tagged... O_o

Okay, I know this tag has been long overdue, but still... at least I did it, right Rhea?

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning

2. Each player answers the questions about themselves

3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time : 7.40 p.m.

Name : Laura Lee

Sisters : It's great being the only daughter! XD

Brothers : 2

Shoe size: 7... or 39/40 (I don't know which size is for which country's measurements and I don't really care)

Height: 160cm

Where do you live : Petaling Jaya, somewhere around Damansara

Favourite drinks : Iced water, ice lemon tea, sweet ice tea, Starbuck's hot caramel machiatto

Favourite breakfast : Bacon and eggs, nasi lemak, pan mee... lots more

Have you ever
Been on a plane : Oh yeah.

Swam in the ocean : Yeah, when I was small. Nearly drowned due to excess consumption of sea water. lol

Fallen asleep at school : Hell yeah. Why not?! =.=

Broken someone's heart : Umm... not sure. Tell me if I did.

Fell off your chair : Definitely.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Yupz.

Saved e-mails : Of course!

What is your room like : Pink walls... and basically disorganized.

What's right beside you : Handphone, Forrest Gump DVD, stand fan, guest bed... and other random stuff.

What is the last thing you ate : Starbucks caramel machiatto.

Ever had

Chicken pox : When I was 5.

Sore throat : Just recovered from it.

Stitches : Fortunately, no.

Broken nose : Also nope.

Do you

Believe in love at first sight : Maybe?

Like picnics : Are there bugs involved?

Who was were the last person

You danced with : I don't dance. =.=

Last made you smile : My mum. XD

You last yelled at : I don't remember. O_o

Today did you

Talk to someone you like : Does MSN count?

Kissed anyone : Nahhh~

Get sick : Refer above. ~_~

Talk to an ex : I don't have an ex.

Miss someone : Umm... I guess?

Eat : 6 hours ago, more or less.

Best feeling in the world

Do you sleep with stuffed animals : Sure. 3 Patrick dogs, a super huggable frog and a panda bear.

What's under your bed : I don't even wanna know.

Who do you really hate : Can't think of anybody at the moment.

What time is it now : 7.55 p.m.

Random

Is there a person who is on your mind now : Several, in fact.

Do you have any siblings : Again, refer to top. Jeez.

Do you want children : I guess so.

Do you smile often : I don't smile - I laugh. =D

Do you like your hand-writing : I do. ^^

Are your toe nails painted : Why do you wanna know?

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in : Err... Another IKEA bed. Haha~

What color shirt are you wearing now : Green

What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday : Sleeping? Or online-ing? Didn't notice.

Are you a friendly person : Depends.

Do you have any pets : My dog died when I was in primary school. Now we keep goldfish.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now : I have no idea. O_o

Did you hold hands with the person who mean anything to you now : No.

Do you sleep with the TV on : I sleep with my pc on. Does that count?

What are you doing right now : Typing this. Duh!

Have you ever crawled through a window : Not that I recall.

Can you handle the truth : Sometimes, maybe.

Are you too forgiving : I think I am.

Are you closer to your mother or father : Both. ^^

Who was the last person you cried in front of : Parents, I think. Can't remember exactly.

How many people can you say you've really loved : Hmm... 10? More or less...

Do you eat healthy : NO

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you : Oh yeah.

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to : My Patrick doggies! XD

Are you loud or quiet most of the time : Quiet

Are you confident : Depends on the situation.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago

1. Trying to adapt to a new primary school.

2. Watching tv.

3. Doing homework.

4. Listen to music.

5. Err... Eat, sleep, study? =.=

5 things on my to-do list today

1. Go shopping. - Done!

2. Get enough sleep.

3. Have a nice dinner.

4. ......

5. ......

5 snacks I enjoy

1. Roller Coaster rings - Cheese flavour

2. Chocolate

3. Twisties - BBQ Curry or Cheese

4. Does a cheese sandwich count?

5. Can't think of any more so far.... >_<

5 of my bad habits

1. Twirling my hair until it gets knotted up. >_<

2. Leg-shaking. -_-"

3. Loves good food too much.

4. Loves shopping/retail therapy.

5. Not folding the blanket after waking up in the morning.

5 places I have lived in

1. Petaling Jaya

2. Seremban

3. My house

4. .......

5. Planet Earth laaa...

I've had (including part time)

1. Student (full-time, hahaha!)

2. Daughter + Sister (also full-time, no holidays XD)

3. Class monitor (Primary 1)

4. Prefect (Primary 5 & 6)

5. Secretary, then Co-President of KC Interact Club